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Life: Hey, you!

You: What?

Life: Why is everything half-assed with you these days?

You: What do you mean?

Life:  Oh Geez, really? OK, Einstein, let me spell it out for you.  You mope around with your lip stuck out, giving me this half-hearted effort in just about everything you do.  

You: Oh, that. I didn’t think anybody noticed.

Life: Listen, everybody notices when a whiny-ass walks into the room. 

You: So?  Let me guess, you have some tried and proven method to make it all better? Heard it.  Leave me the hell alone.

Life:  Good, I see that I’ve touched your little button.  Now that I have your attention, why don't you try this:  “Don’t do anything unless you can give it all your heart.”

You: But some of the things I’m doing now are boring.

Life: Damn, did you smoke a ton of pot in high school? Come on, I’m sure you can figure out what to do about that!

You: Let me guess:  I should change something.

Life: DAMN RIGHT YOU CHANGE SOMETHING!  And keep changing until it’s fun…even if you have to change EVERYTHING.




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Reader Comments (2)

June 24, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterbrenda

Listen to your Granny..................If it is worth doing, it is worth doing RIGHT .

June 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDebby Orr

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